we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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