that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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