thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize