I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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