I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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