Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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