It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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