I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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