Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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