I am full of burrito and curiosity
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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