So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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