bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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