there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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