"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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