Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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