I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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