White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
