Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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