it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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