I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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