Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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