Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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