I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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