You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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