i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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