Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
