dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Boobs speak an international language.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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