The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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