I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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