Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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