do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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