Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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You coming home soon, man?
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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