Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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