I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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