the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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