You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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