I just saw a hot homeless man
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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