He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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