I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
try to milk me bitch
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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