I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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