come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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