I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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