whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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