Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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