its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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