I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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