i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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