Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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