Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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