I should be sponsored by Trojan
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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