The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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