What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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