apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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