I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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