i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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