That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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