Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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