I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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