I feel like abortions should bother me more
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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